bored with nothing top ten again.(Artical)

bored with nothing... top ten again.

...for the coming Halloween weekend.
February 2, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You’re Going To Hell – SC

Greg – If all the girls you’ve “been with” screams: “Demonyo ka, ang sarrraaaaaaap!!!”

Blitzen – If you’re bitching about the hot weather and and old woman hisses at you: “Masanay ka na…mas mainit sa pupuntahan mo…”

SC – If everytime you try to enter a church, the guard tells you: “Sori ma’am, bawal po pumasok ang mga spawn of Satan.”

No name – Pag nag-asawa ka, ang asawa mo dala ang langit, ang biyenan mo dala ang impiyerno.
Espeks – Everytime you kill anything, you feel a pat on your back and a soft whisper tells you: “Job well done…”

Specialist – Everytime you do something abhorrently evil, you feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Cheyenne – If you’re “horny” and you use your long hard “tail” to bitchslap your women.

Paolo – You’re going to hell if ang favorite mong sapastos ay…high hells. (har har.)

Doc Rod – If your corpse won’t burn in the crematorium.

Cutepasaway – If someone asks you who your favorite angel is, and you answer: “Lucifer”.

Acer – I’m probably going to hell because the concept of heaven and hell that society insists on freaks me out.

TwistedSaint – If everytime you watch a horror movie like “The Exorcist” or “The Omen”, you find yourself rooting for the devil.

Cutepasaway – If every now and then, small demon-like creatures enter your room, salute you, then say: “Reporting for duty, master…”

Loi Pogi – Pag lagi kang dine-demonyo ng kapitbahay mong bading.

Buck/Hayud – If you’re a politician.

Ed/Juno – Every single day without you is a living hell.

No name – I’m Born Again Christian but I have 4 girlfriends who don’t know I’m four-timing them. I’m going straight to hell.

Dru – You don’t see the point of even trying to resist temptation.

Argento/Garfield – If your mom texts you: “Anak sori na me, pero binenta me ang kaluluwa u kay s8an para may pambayad me ng utang. K? Txt-txt!”

GaylYashie – Dante Allighieri: “The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in the midst of moral crisis.”